I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

(via flightless-birdxoxo)

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

(Source: moistflow, via unshaped)

iamnerdtastic:

No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.

(via fancylanci)

overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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a duckswagon

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Me at graduation.
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